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/Circus Jokes
*Why was the clown staring at an orange juice can? Because it said "Concentrate."

*Why can't clown noses be 12 inches long? Because then they would be a foot.

*Why did the clown eat a dollar bill? It was her lunch money.

*Why was the clown holding a mirror in front of her face with her eyes closed?
She wanted to see what she looked like when she was sleeping.

*Why did the clown cover his ears when he walked by the hen house?
He didn't want to hear the fowl language.

*Why did the clown wear loud socks? So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

*Why did the elephants get thrown out of the circus pool?
Because they kept dropping their trunks.

*How do you catch a circus elephant? Hide in the high grass and
make noises like a peanut.

*Why are circus performers called artists? Because they can draw crowds!

*Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well-balanced meal!

*Which circus performers see the best at night? The Acro-Bats
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*What happened to the kid who ran away with the circus? The police made him bring it
back.
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